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Kinky Friedman

Kinky Friedman

American Musician

Born: Nov 1, 1944

First Life People Politicians Them You

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Kinky Friedman

Beer Beauty Eye Holder

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive. Kinky Friedman

Remember Possessive Singular

A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life. Kinky Friedman

Life Happy Preparation Worst Possible Childhood Happy Childhood

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. Kinky Friedman

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them. Kinky Friedman

You Struggle Demons Them Your Conquer

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow. Kinky Friedman

Drinking Admit Did Swallow

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. Kinky Friedman

Truth Colors Never Come Different Different Colors Apologize Racists Many Here

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians. Kinky Friedman

Musicians Better Politicians Hell Think State Run Than

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. Kinky Friedman

Mark Mark Twain Students He Know Because Test Twain Who

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? Kinky Friedman

You Believe Design Look How Still Texas Intelligent Legislature

If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you. Kinky Friedman

Time You Got Texan

When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. Kinky Friedman

First Telephone Telephone Number Be The First Governor Listed Number

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way. Kinky Friedman

Heart Way Independents Both Moses Were Yes Them Jesus

I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school. Kinky Friedman

Prayer You School Tell Now Right

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot. Kinky Friedman

Creative Had Ballot Get

I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate. Kinky Friedman

People Try Intimidate Apologize Who

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