Kin Hubbard Quotes

Kin Hubbard
Kin Hubbard
American Journalist
Born: Sep 1, 1868
Died: Dec 26, 1930
Fellow Good Money Nobody Nothing You
Related authors: Ambrose Bierce Dave Barry Erma Bombeck Hunter S. Thompson Mignon McLaughlin Walter Cronkite William F. Buckley, Jr. William Lloyd Garrison
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. Kin Hubbard
Life You Older Life Insurance More Costs Like Insurance Get Fun
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose. Kin Hubbard
Failure Own Defeat Our Weakness Purpose Except Longer Within Insurmountable Trying Really Inherent Barrier Save
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. Kin Hubbard
Nature Conversation Change People Weather Nine-Tenths Once Knock While Start
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. Kin Hubbard
Christmas Tears Nothing Faster Circus Out Spirit Up Than Packs Next
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. Kin Hubbard
Thanksgiving Ruined Carving Kitchen Days Been Lot Turkey
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. Kin Hubbard
Pet Sick No-One Feel Owner Goldfish Helpless
All the world loves a good loser. Kin Hubbard
Good Failure World Good Loser All The World Loser Loves
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best. Kin Hubbard
Best Good Home Wife Remedies Good Wife
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. Kin Hubbard
Will Men Boy Lot Middle-Aged
Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely. Kin Hubbard
Penalties Pretty About Above Only Talked Getting Suspicion Being While Being Pretty Homely Compensation
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? Kin Hubbard
Success You Man Secret Tell About No Secret Know Did Successful Successful Man Who Ever
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed. Kin Hubbard
Will Postponed Fellow Optimist Going Who Believes
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. Kin Hubbard
Happiness Wealth Poverty Tell Pretty Both Failed Does Hard Bring
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable. Kin Hubbard
Nothing Busy Folks Some Seem Indispensable Look Doing
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about. Kin Hubbard
You Bad About Know Occasionally Talking Still Plan Even Keep
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. Kin Hubbard
Men Punished Sins Them
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith. Kin Hubbard
God Day Path Sides Spend Those Backs Silver Give Shall Tidings Branded Heated Hoard Gold Them Then Painful Who Agony Things
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble. Kin Hubbard
Trouble Looking Nobody Grew Ever
After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school. Kin Hubbard
School Long Sit Someone Take Fellow Him Up Gets Famous After Bob Used
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. Kin Hubbard
You Fool Skin Everything Say He Fellow Ready Getting Either Agree
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count. Kin Hubbard
You Everything Count Got Optimist Being Want After
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. Kin Hubbard
Love You Money Enough Also Love You To Love Should Necessary
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public. Kin Hubbard
Government Hates Something Anything Public Servant
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on. Kin Hubbard
Money Losing Store Anything Customer Bargain Thinks
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. Kin Hubbard
Home Own Out Fellow Always Coming His Owns Just Store Hardware Hardware Store
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. Kin Hubbard
Alone Woman More Only Features She Force Witty Handsome Any Help Speech
Load more quotes

No more Kin Hubbard quotes

Haven't find the right quote? Try quotes from authors related to Kin Hubbard.

About
Site pages
Top Quotes
Authors
Today's birthdays
Copyright © Quotesia 2024