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Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin

American Comedian

Born: Nov 4, 1961

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If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night. Kathy Griffin

Me You See Material Friday Different Saturday Saturday Night Night

I have a no-apology policy. Kathy Griffin

Policy

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun. Kathy Griffin

Class Filter Poise Limits Just Decorum Fun

I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am. Kathy Griffin

Identify Because Am Person Regular Regular Person Who

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming. Kathy Griffin

Love Reality Hero Programming Unsung Also Mole

I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there. Kathy Griffin

Love Food Me Think Montreal More Than Loves

That's life when you're on the D-list. Kathy Griffin

Life You

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends. Kathy Griffin

Me Reality Big Thinking Television Out Characters Thrilled Excited How Up Friends Cracks Move Just Thing Start

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand. Kathy Griffin

Kid Names Going Stand Apple Her

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time. Kathy Griffin

Time Months Out Gigs Road Occasionally Go Want

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits. Kathy Griffin

Limits Off Wonder Anything Should Ever

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it. Kathy Griffin

Regret Say Constantly Yes Just Help Things

My act is based on my life. Kathy Griffin

Life My Life Act Based

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great. Kathy Griffin

Great Think Would Would-Be Celebrity Survivor

I am in love with Larry David. Kathy Griffin

Love David Am Larry

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month. Kathy Griffin

Day Month Having Hours House Cameras Nightmare

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly. Kathy Griffin

Love Fashion Silly Make Because Just Fun

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging. Kathy Griffin

Listening Boom Frankly Constantly Like Judging Always Mike Ear Watching

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor. Kathy Griffin

Sense Of Humor Humor Sense Stars Lot

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV. Kathy Griffin

TV Like Period Doing Movies Hard

The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness. Kathy Griffin

Great Anger Culture Witness Job Bitterness Journalist Own Back Kinds About Seem My Own Through Investigative Feel Great Thing Audience Prism Celebrity Celebrity Culture Report Behaviour Stop Themselves Then Displaying Serious Ridiculous Thing

Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity. Kathy Griffin

Jon Well Real Celebrity

Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am. Kathy Griffin

Party Thinking Everywhere Pretty Outsider Identify Because Am Still Go Person Going Much Regular Regular Person Who

My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts. Kathy Griffin

Great Anderson My Friend Friend Shipping Families America Cooper Railroad

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist. Kathy Griffin

Remember Journalist Folks Comedian Am

I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound. Kathy Griffin

You Late Late-Night Though Tell Sexism Talk Profound Night

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