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Johnny Vegas

British Comedian

Born: Sep 11, 1971

Always Me Myself People Stage You

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I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage. Johnny Vegas

Hate Lost Flying Airport Security Up Whole Luggage

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough. Johnny Vegas

Good Birthday Me You Old Party Pay Older Enough Birthday Party Kids Gig Terrible Doing Get Them Used Grumpy

For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason. Johnny Vegas

Good Spiritual People Thought Leader Some Greater Greater Good Should Reason

I've always said that with kids' TV that people get stuck in it from drama school but that's not fair because I know myself that when you go in creatively, kids are so much more open to ideas. You're so much freer to mess about and try things. Johnny Vegas

Myself You People School Try Drama Drama School Kids TV About More Stuck Open Fair Freer Ideas Know Mess Because Said Always Go Get Not Fair Much Creatively Things

Addictive Through Self-Destruction Quite Popularity Found

This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute. Johnny Vegas

Last-Minute Else Minute Brought Someone Written Obviously Been Last

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear. Johnny Vegas

You Fear Stage Unless Out Proper Felt Comic Been

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle. Johnny Vegas

You Fickle Got Audiences Quite Just Chance

We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases. Johnny Vegas

Flu Down Other Types Everyone Week Had Soon Off Shooting Diseases Six Stopped Middle Different Different Types

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian. Johnny Vegas

You Own Holding Everyone Considers Comedian Up North Themselves Your

My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with. Johnny Vegas

Work Family Carry Something Never Accepted Always Been

I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again. Johnny Vegas

Comedy Become Live Back Circuit Sign Telling Also Return Audiences Doing Go Frightened Want Again Really Need

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric! Johnny Vegas

Become Had Priest Been Electric Sermons

I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home. Johnny Vegas

Time Home Spent London Studied Like Lots Just

I've always been looking for other people's approval. Johnny Vegas

People Looking Other Approval Always Been

You don't want to be flattered and become big-headed by getting awards. But, well, I am. Johnny Vegas

You Become Well Am Getting Want Flattered Awards

I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone. Johnny Vegas

Love Me People Picture Few Think Add Way Bad More Highest Weight Look Stone Newspapers Then

I think I'm realising more and more that I've got a job to do and I can't be doing the big nights out and working to my full potential the next day. I feel much better for it. Johnny Vegas

Day Better Job Big Think Nights Out More More And More Potential Feel Got Doing Realising Much Next Working Full Full Potential

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