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Johnny Knoxville
Johnny Knoxville
American Actor
Born: Mar 11, 1971
Just Love Me People Think You
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You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. Johnny Knoxville
Good You Light Flame Tell Moonshine Blind Make Go Up Blue Means
When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love. Johnny Knoxville
Love Me Fight Women People Try Face Cigarettes Punch Out Would Seem More Put Arm Go Years Years Ago Lot Any Happen Us Used Show Bars
'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy. Johnny Knoxville
Life Good Philosophy Bad Pretend Know End Going
A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart. Johnny Knoxville
Comedy Out Give Guys Lot Up Get Just Famous Apart Little Them Stand-Up Comedy Thing Career Set
People go to car races to watch the crashes. Johnny Knoxville
People Car Go Crashes Races Watch
I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em. Johnny Knoxville
Love Tabloids Except
It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen. Johnny Knoxville
You Trust Approach Way Evolution Outdo Something Force Gotta Trying Just Happen Bar Unhealthy Moving Your Thing Last Need
I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski. Johnny Knoxville
Holding Something Like Spot Rocket Holding On Exploding Much Really Standing Specialty
Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries. Johnny Knoxville
Hurt Everyone Had Most Gets Injuries
I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. Johnny Knoxville
Life Party Real Life Bachelor Got Real Friend Actually
People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight. Johnny Knoxville
Me Fight People Walk Try Challenge Long Every Physical End Up Get Just Then Bars Now Now And Then Away
If someone hits me I consider it a challenge. Johnny Knoxville
Me Challenge Consider Someone Hits
It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really. Johnny Knoxville
Hurt Parents Wish Sense Kids Would Doing Get Common Unfortunate Common Sense Really Monitor Watching
I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older. Johnny Knoxville
Sweet Older Kid Bad Bad Kid Got Then Really
I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies. Johnny Knoxville
Looking Lose Making Making Movies Continue Anything Movies
I'm just basking in the glory. Johnny Knoxville
Glory Just
Of course I've had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I've had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I also got a real heavy duty blood clot and internal bleeding from where I was shot in the stomach with a beanbag bullet that the police use for crowd control. I've also had six stitches in my head. Johnny Knoxville
Broken Police Three Control Duty Crowd Had Head Bleeding Also Course Got Real Bullet Blood Five Bunch Stomach Six Where Heavy Shot Use Internal Serious Bones

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