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Jim Gaffigan

Jim Gaffigan

American Comedian

Born: Jul 7, 1966

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Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

Why would a lazy guy become a parent of five? Then again, why would creative people who inherently don't like change and criticism become writers, actors, or comedians? There's something about this process. I joke about it: My kids have made me a better person, and I only need, like, 34 more of them to be a really good guy. Jim Gaffigan

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I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan. Jim Gaffigan

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I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it's pretty sincere. Jim Gaffigan

I just want to be known as funny. Jim Gaffigan

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Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither. Jim Gaffigan

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There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian. Jim Gaffigan

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I don't know, I find that honestly, the stand-up thing in some ways is a little bit of a cliche to carry around, because people don't consider stand-ups really actors. Jim Gaffigan

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There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think. Jim Gaffigan

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I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent. Jim Gaffigan

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I'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives. Jim Gaffigan

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I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover. Jim Gaffigan

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