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Jennifer Coolidge

American Actress

Born: Aug 28, 1961

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There's something about me that suggests I don't have an intelligent atom in me at all. So people say things to me that they wouldn't say to other people. Insulting, condescending things. They don't think I notice. But, of course, I'm taking it all in. Jennifer Coolidge

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It seems almost impossible to me that the whole world doesn't know CPR. Jennifer Coolidge

Me World Impossible Seems Almost Know Whole

A man's ability to haggle is never a turn-on. The only thing less romantic than how much you paid is how much you saved. The last thing we want to hear is how you talked the jeweler down on our new earrings. Jennifer Coolidge

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When I walk into a video arcade filled with 16- or 17-year-old boys, I may as well be Marilyn Monroe. Jennifer Coolidge

Walk Monroe Arcade Well Boy May Video Filled Marilyn Marilyn Monroe

I wasn't allowed to watch regular television when I was growing up, only PBS, so I watched 'Masterpiece Theatre' and a lot of Jane Austen. I loved stories where the girl is attracted to a man and it looks like it's not going to work out. Jennifer Coolidge

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I read a script and I know immediately whether that role is for me or not. Jennifer Coolidge

Me Immediately Know Read Role Whether Script

Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald. Jennifer Coolidge

You Hide Nothing Spending Fact Head Bald Going Short Your

As young, hot actors living in Hollywood, you get even more attractive. Jennifer Coolidge

You Young Living More Hot Attractive Get Hollywood Even Actor

I always find the most depressing stuff most interesting. Jennifer Coolidge

Find Stuff Most Always Interesting Depressing

Standup is just dirtier, a far more risque kind of thing. Jennifer Coolidge

Kind More Just Far Standup Thing

Usually, when you're an actress, you have to audition 20 times. Jennifer Coolidge

You Audition Times Actress

It ends up being a terrible movie if you try and please everyone. Jennifer Coolidge

You Try Please Everyone Everyone Please Terrible Up Being Ends Movie

Keri Russell is one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen in my life. She's one of those girls that doesn't have that thing when you walk into the trailer in the morning, and your face is all bashed in - like a lot of actors, even the beautiful and handsome ones. Jennifer Coolidge

Gina Gershon was a year ahead of me in college. Jennifer Coolidge

Me College Year

If you're playing a character that someone doesn't like, that's okay, but if you're voicing your own opinions, they actually don't like you! Jennifer Coolidge

Character You Own Okay Someone Like Opinions Your Actually Playing

I wasn't funny. My brother was the funny one in the family. Jennifer Coolidge

Funny Family Brother

I wasn't very good in my serious acting class. Sometimes people took our class so seriously, so I used to, sort of, make fun of people after class. And so a friend of mine said, 'Why don't you do the comedy thing.' That's how it all worked out. Jennifer Coolidge

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The minute I started doing comedy, the doors opened. Jennifer Coolidge

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Unless you write your own movies... you can't really say what you want to say. Jennifer Coolidge

You Own Unless Say Write Want Movies Really Your

Stand-up is a weird animal. There are people who really want to know what you think about things, your opinion on life. But then there are people who think you're just that beautician in 'Legally Blonde,' who doesn't have opinions on anything. Or that I'm Stifler's mom and hot for it all the time. Jennifer Coolidge

It was always the cliche of men leaving their wives for younger women. The playing field is sort of even now. Women make their own salaries. They can do the exact same thing and can have a younger man. Jennifer Coolidge

Younger guy are attracted to a strong quality. Jennifer Coolidge

Quality Strong Guy Attracted Younger

All the guys that entered The Groundlings, like Will Ferrell, already had incredible confidence, but I watched shut down women that didn't even have a personality completely become different human beings because of the training. Jennifer Coolidge

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