Earl Wilson Quotes

Earl Wilson
American Journalist
Born: May 3, 1907
Died: Jan 16, 1987
Could Him Man Money Woman You
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Earl Wilson
You Try Car Nobody Cares Think Cares Alive Nobody Missing Couple Payments
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. Earl Wilson
You Doctor Able Read His Handwriting May Notice Bills Medical Prescription Neatly
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death. Earl Wilson
Death Art You Courage Scared Only Knows Being Who
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't. Earl Wilson
You Gossip About Someone Something Like Hear
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. Earl Wilson
You Age Think Later Sooner Expect Than Middle Middle Age
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills. Earl Wilson
Pressure Way High High Blood Pressure One-Way Over Climbing Go Blood Blood Pressure Mountain Get
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously. Earl Wilson
Ease Ability Poise Ill
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. Earl Wilson
Game Nervous Innings Nine Nervous Breakdown Divided Simply Breakdown Baseball Baseball Game
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air. Earl Wilson
Down Else Air Everything Earth Everything Else Ability Remain Up Down To Earth
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone. Earl Wilson
You Phone Could He Over Him Play Honest
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. Earl Wilson
You Say Sign Write
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done. Earl Wilson
You Nothing Assured Embarrassing Something Boss Him Done Your Watching
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents. Earl Wilson
Today Youth Stress Parents Accent Still May
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise. Earl Wilson
Work Man Equality Wife Has-Been About Been His Getting Want Succeeded Ask Who Her Raise Chances

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