25 Bob Saget Quotes for You to Enjoy

Bob Saget

American Actor

Born: May 17, 1956

Comedy Good Me People Think You

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I become a chameleon for wherever I am. Bob Saget

Become Am Wherever Chameleon

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing. Bob Saget

It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too. Bob Saget

I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory. Bob Saget

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The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it. Bob Saget

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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet. Bob Saget

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I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff. Bob Saget

I've had a pilot every single year that didn't sell for the past four years, that'll smack you in the back of the head. I had a really good one last year; I wouldn't have done the play in New York if I had gotten that one. Bob Saget

There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that's about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don't see another comedian who I put in high regard as him. Bob Saget

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I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either. Bob Saget

Myself World Force Version Want Censor Either

My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure. Bob Saget

Confidence Insecure Between Genuine Being

I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club. Bob Saget

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When you've seen a lot of bad stuff and just want to enjoy your life and be happy and have your kids happy and have your friends happy, you just have a value system where it raises the bar on what's important. Bob Saget

I have a couple of jokes that are politically oriented, but it just sickens me to do them. Bob Saget

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Unless cameras were rolling, I was pretty much not Danny Tanner. Bob Saget

Unless Danny Pretty Were Cameras Rolling Much

Celebrity is a word that I find offensive. That's the c-word. I hate it. It means no discernible talent. It means all you want is to be famous. It doesn't mean you're a writer, an actor, a mime. I think I wanna not be a celebrity. Bob Saget

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I've met so many remarkable people so far, coming up through stand-up all these years, who just aren't alive anymore. Because they are dead. Some really great people who helped change my life and career, people like Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison, Rodney Dangerfield, Johnny Carson. Bob Saget

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I think things just happen to people. That's healthier, I feel, than believing there's some grand scheme where your story is already inscribed in the Book of Life. Books get rewritten. Bob Saget

There's just something about the audiences in Detroit that I've always felt connected to. Detroit is different. Bob Saget

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Like with any good art form, if you can entertain people and make them think, it's an honor. It's just an honor to be a comedian. Bob Saget

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One of the first things I ever did was 'Critical Condition.' That was before 'Full House.' It was a Richard Pryor movie. I didn't have a giant part, but I was in it throughout. I loved the heck out of it. Bob Saget

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